plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?