Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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