On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
