fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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