that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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