Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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