The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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