your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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