You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
