Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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