Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
