check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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