I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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