Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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