I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i would punch a child for taco bell
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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