I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
