Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
