So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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