Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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