Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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