Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
