Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
time to smoke my breakfast
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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