one might say we're banned from that church
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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