STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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