Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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