Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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