You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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