So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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