i just google imaged poop.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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