try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
farters have to be the big spoon...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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