But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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