hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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