Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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