you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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