wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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