VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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