i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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