I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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