Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
whose ass print is on the piano?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You left your phone here
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