summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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