I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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