Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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