We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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