He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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