It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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