he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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