I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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