Pants 0. Shit 1.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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