I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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