god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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