id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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