its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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